More Weird Dreams

First off I feel slightly guilty about only having dreams that are worth mentioning (vs an actual life to write about) but until I get my job sorted there's nothing going on.

That said, my dreams can be pretty entertaining. Also, chock full of famous people.



For those of you that don't know that's Supergirl from Smallville. Any way she was there which may make some sence, but so were these guys, who are characters from an animated series that uses Halo:



Hooray! New level of craziness for my crazy brain!

Also I need to mention a fly the size of a bar of soap with a small elephants trunk that was slurping along a twig in the bathroom, but dream me totally got him with serious dream fly spray.

Pie!

I have made pie!
I imagine this now allows me to achieve the title of piemaker, which is probably a good thing.

A list of things that have recently mentioned pie:
Pushing Daisies
Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog
The West Wing
Waitress

I think it was Pushing Daisies that made me want to make pie the most, and now I have, so yay.

Pie plans for the future (Pie in the sky ideas):
Eat Pie
Think of more Pie puns
Make more with thinner tops and a variety of innards

Fame!

Is it wrong I was totally amazed that riding a bike is just like riding a bike? (in the, once you've learnt you never forget, sence) Anyway I took a car to be MOT'ed and rode back from the garage on a bike I'd crammed in the boot/back seats/passenger seat. And despite a bit of wobbling to begin with I managed it. Hooray! (Well I was excited)

So excited in fact that I almost considered it more important than the fact that my work can now be purchased on Amazon. So yeah, how about that? Last I checked it was sitting around 8,000th in the bestsellers, making it more popular than Harry Potter (in latin) or The Da Vinci Code (Illustraited version). In your face less sucessful authors. Ha.

As for plans for the future, I shall be making pie. So look for that to debut, ('hot' off the press, boom boom), this weekend.

Dream Science

I was watching a program about dreams recently, it said that you dream with the left side of your brain and that you read with your right. This means that you cannot read things in your dreams.

However, last night I was being I.D.ed by a Colonel while shopping (I am not responcible for the complete lunacy of the dream situation) and when I got my I.D. back I clearly saw that the surname on it was Pfeuer (which he pronounced Shearer). Then I woke up and realised that you can't read in a dream.

There are four possibilities here:
1. Batman: The Animated Series is not a ironclad source of scientific infomation.
2. I only dreamed that I could read it, rather than actually reading it.
3. Using both sides of my brain at the same time was possible as I was waking up and so not totally dreaming.
4. I am magic. Hence, I can dream and read with the same parts of my brain like some kind of X-Man.